Posted on January 5th 2009
The Bible is the nastiest book ever written
By Alex Linder
John Cassidy wrote:
How do we do that? Well, I’ve never read the Bible, I find the prose too clunky and I can’t get through it, but I’ve been told by more determined readers that the Bible (Old Testament) is a collection of allegories, a collection of stories that relay a moral lesson as a secondary effect to their dramatic narrative. Mmm… I wonder what kind of people would write a book like that? Jews maybe? Anyway, that’s what I suggest that we do. We write and make movies that are allegorical stories that teach our morality.
The King James version is not clunky, it's artistic and elegant - deliberately trans-written that way. But...and this is one of the oddest effects in literature, the Anglo surface polish cannot hide the authentically nasty and utterly jewish mentality of the original authors. The Bible is the nastiest book ever written, by long odds. It is the only thing I have ever read that is legitimately described as mean-spirited. And it doesn't even TRY to achieve this effect. It just pools naturally out of the saggy, sour semitic teat squirting it. Even as a child I was struck by the oddness of the elevated language, the sort of poetic coating over the nasty subject matter. It was not so much jarring as just plain weird - but of course as a child, I didn't know from yiddles. I just thought it was weird and nasty stuff, just endless goings on about slewing and slaughtering these and those for no reasonable reason. Some I-Am Idiot masterminding the dull wanderings and malicious slaughterings of a bunch of people who sure as hell didn't seem like anyone worth respecting or whom you'd want to live next to. And then you've got your aluminum siding salesmen, your ex-junkies with chameleon eyes, your chatty dingbat nancies "teaching" you this stuff, with nary a one of them having the wit to doubt his qualification for the task, that good old supremely insensate Magoo-y middle class way. Religion is strange to people who think. There is something ubereffably funny about people as utterly unconscious of their inherent ridiculousness as an anteater. And so, I enjoyed Sunday School. It was very enjoyable, once you got dressed, which always sucked. I enjoyed arguing with the unfavored. I liked singing the songs. There were many attractive girl-students, and hell, the whole thing only lasted an hour. Christian Science is non-dogmatic, altho more or less completely insane, if you're one of those rational-thinking deviants. I can't say I ever minded going, or that it had a bad effect on me, no, I enjoyed it because it was ridiculous. So that's why I never despised Christianity - not until I truly understood the depth of degradation it has inflicted on the average white mind. Christianity is a joke that isn't funny but is destructive.