Posted on June 16th 2009
On the Tree as Nigger
By Alex Linder
Some people think trees should be allowed to stand around. All day. Doing nothing. I am not one of those people. Put trees to work, I always say. And I say it a lot.
I like seeing trees chopped down. Trees are kind of like niggers, when you think about it. All they really do is stand around and stink up the air and pollute the area around them with the detritus of their shady operations. Sometimes they fall on people and kill them. Trees are really just dark green forest niggers.
[ The above is from a forum thread posting. ]