"Ann Coulter, folks. Bless her little cucked heart and undersized balls. https://t.co/x1tRXydevU"- Alex Linder
""Hi, everybody! I'm the truth. Why won't conservatives play with me?" https://t.co/Y1bKfUnGA8"- Alex Linder
"Study finds 4 out of 4 jews hate goyim. https://t.co/l1pWjzRZnN"- Alex Linder
"The campaign to normalize pedophilia was kicked off by Gawker back in 2012. This and more in this forum thread: http://t.co/JuDYMfQIB3"- Alex Linder
"there's nothing wrong with ancient paganism, norse gods, but no need to resuscitate. old values modern forms https://t.co/LuT0xyfmhW"- Alex Linder
"The white west is being murdered by King of the Jews George Soros, to put one name on it. The white race is not and never has been suicidal."- Alex Linder
"Blacks aren't Americans. They're descendants of slaves. The Founders correctly considered them unworthy of rights. https://t.co/Hk5LNNEOIR"- Alex Linder
"Calico cats. Yep. They're failing our negroes too."- Alex Linder
"@PamelaGeller Jew named CELLAR rhymes with GELLER opened US borders to jihadis back in 1965. Ol' vulture Pammy leaves that part out. #tcot"- Alex Linder
"What hatred the modern world has for anyone who acts rationally, consistently and unapologetically."- Alex Linder
"When I say jews must be exterminated, all of them, it has nothing to do with me, and everything to do with the evidence."- Alex Linder
"he really is the perfect christian. weak, dishonest, two-faced, addicted to vice. no wonder the romans had contempt https://t.co/IqqDDFjkpr"- Alex Linder
"politics must forever be a mystery to folks who don't grasp jews and their agenda"- Alex Linder
"Like many lizards, adopted niggaloos from Africa thrive on mealworms, accounting for much of their appeal to cheap xtian owners."- Alex Linder
"Look at this fucking monkey. It is obscene and shows a real urge-to-gutter that whiteskins vote for a goddam nigger. https://t.co/AVHnFFMDZr"- Alex Linder
"Americans shouldn't abandon their good traditions that work rather add to them what they don't have - jew-control engineering from NS."- Alex Linder
"It is clear the state will not permit any democratic dissent from the planned genocide. That leaves violence. https://t.co/8oBgj8pFnb"- Alex Linder
"I wouldnt https://t.co/2nUr8C7fdR"- Alex Linder
"jews are atheists. they run the only racial state out there. #FigureItOut"- Alex Linder
"Gross Pointe is heavily jewish last I heard. Protection for jews is racism for whites. https://t.co/pnyjlClxAF"- Alex Linder
""Statecraft as Soulcraft" G. Will? He's pro-giant govt. https://t.co/srXtvdUfRK"- Alex Linder
"Bleating, special-pleading, weeping, what a sad sack sorry ass spectacle the man of christ presents. Anyone would kick it in vulva."- Alex Linder
"Jews are the reason Whites need to defend themselves; Christianity is the reason they can't. #WhiteTruths"- Alex Linder
"They call everyone a nazi. Trying to evade misrepresentation at hands of people who control mass media is waste of time."- Alex Linder
"Christianity is a spiritual disease parallel to fags' flesh disease. Both love all men and claim their promiscuity is good."- Alex Linder
""you will submit to being raped, murdered and your property dispossessed. you will" -Angie Merkel and the EU, per command from undead Soros"- Alex Linder
"We have a free press, made up of thousands of writers & editors who all independently decide to call black criminals "teens" & "youths.""- Alex Linder
"people who worship the military should never be allowed to forget they are the dog class of people."- Alex Linder
"Narchy is the untried ideal. Government purely by snitches and Drug Warrior pigs. Well, it's getting closed to 'tried.'"- Alex Linder
"i'm not going to sing if they're not going to join in. no, honey. they're ruining it for everybody."- Alex Linder
"Today, in AmeriKwa, we have up for bid: - negro in winter cap wearing sweatpants and nigregiously teal hightops - two asians from Ulan Bator"- Alex Linder
"just admit you're a seething faggot. everyone can see it. and yes, there's everything wrong with it. find a muslim https://t.co/rmeqDZBF4a"- Alex Linder
"we're not on the level of nazis, yet, but thanks for the faith, (((left))) YES WE CAN"- Alex Linder
"Whites built civilization. Blacks are like an unwanted guest walking around shitting on floor, making holes in wall, eating the food."- Alex Linder
"There is no woman on earth as effeminate as Glenn Beck. https://t.co/LyMqH9ldpL"- Alex Linder
"Redskin 'Vox Day' and yellowskin @AngelTilaLove agree: SJWs (J*WS) worse than 'Nazis.' https://t.co/fhX66yX2lS"- Alex Linder
"white slave owners got honest, positive work out of blacks. which is more than any xtian or social engineer has eve https://t.co/Cpv3BbObCw"- Alex Linder
"go play with your doggy faggot. https://t.co/yqmDOoZVX3"- Alex Linder
"If you took 1000 self-described atheists vs 1000 catholic priests, which group would contain more homosexuals and pedophiles."- Alex Linder
"Charlotte Iserbyt, John Taylor Gatto, Samuel Blumenfeld https://t.co/uwxZS5oc1f"- Alex Linder
"All animals defend themselves. White nationalism is simply the white animal's natural self defense."- Alex Linder
"Fox News - attractive white submissives serving the jews. #tcot "It was all a game, a way of making a living" -Sobran on pro conservatism"- Alex Linder
""Showman" - no, he was no showman, he was a Big Liar. But ultimately, the single word that best sums up #ElieWiesel is - jew. #TeamWhite"- Alex Linder
"isnt it odd that someone would denounce the suppression of speech without ever mentioning its her tribe behind it https://t.co/bkpSD1yn2f"- Alex Linder
"A #crosscuck like Buchanan tells Europe to rediscover a non-white faith while the Pope is sucking on muslim toes, inviting invasion."- Alex Linder
"Liberia was built on the backs of American-Africans. How be it do?"- Alex Linder
"Go read Mit Brennender Sorge. And Table Talk. is a bunch of dead cockroaches in a tortilla a taco? if not, why not https://t.co/XzeUkeans6"- Alex Linder
"(multiple-post)... When I worked at Blockbuster back in the early 00's, the worst thing they told us about during training was warning (1/x)"- Alex Linder
"It's time for Authority to replace Money, as yockey would say https://t.co/idQqALnBhx"- Alex Linder
"Our cause is not complex, our cause is simple. Beware of pseudo-intellectuals, or real ones, telling you otherwise. #TeamWhite"- Alex Linder
"Do Muslims use violence? One laughs. Do jews use violence. One laughs harder. So why do all these anonymites want it unthinkable for whites?"- Alex Linder
"no one who is paid money by any employer of size is able to mention The Jewish Agenda. so it doesn't exist, to mass-media-gulping simpletons"- Alex Linder
"So would you rather have lynching or niggers free to gang rape human women in front of hundreds of people doing nothing?"- Alex Linder
"Forced spiritual association precedes forced legal. Thus xtianity prepares the road mentally & spiritually for jewish tyranny."- Alex Linder
"Where but the christ lunacy does this idea ultimately originate that there's some prime directive that all races and people must get along?"- Alex Linder
"Better way to put it: France before jews....and after. https://t.co/s4HgleGwWd"- Alex Linder
"You're a degenerate homomaniacal yeastcunt with the brain of a poorly watered turnip. https://t.co/2WVR3dacd6"- Alex Linder
"god i honestly love this pope i dont even need to yap, just make that showgirl hand movement Ecce this homo lol. this tree fruit..."- Alex Linder
"If half of fags have 500 sex partners...steady, hold your fears...it's not really just an alt-menu selection compared to normalcy, is it?"- Alex Linder
"The Commandments come from God. That's why they're so easy to ignore."- Alex Linder
"metal can be antisemitic too. in australia or canada, these coins would already be in jail https://t.co/amWXbuL46W"- Alex Linder
"The reason traditionalism is wrong is that many traditions are bad. Traditionalism is, ironically, an abstraction. traditionS is reality."- Alex Linder
"the Internet allows people today to telescope into a few hours of reading what took me, pre-Internet, roughly 25 years to put together"- Alex Linder
"Everyone is an egotist these days, so you will take this wrong way, but I - my thinking and terms - represent whites evolving past jews."- Alex Linder
"christianity is many bad things, but one of them is a way for lower-tier whites to revenge themselves on their betters."- Alex Linder
"I feel that word embarrassed-for-others when I see some little Jonny Cat like Kasich talking tuff."- Alex Linder
"anything that's good for whites is "dark" or "evil" and anyone who likes it is driven by "hate" SO SICK OF YOU KIKES AND YR LIES"- Alex Linder
"The only traditions among white men worth respecting are spiritual - and I don't mean religious: pride, determination, questing, laughing."- Alex Linder
"use your real name, loser, and maybe i'll condescend, you weak little cunt https://t.co/G6o0ph9Ozu"- Alex Linder
"For first time in 2000 years, when the xtian cult tells us its immoral to deal with the jews persecuting us - WE AREN'T LISTENING ANYMORE."- Alex Linder
"we already have whole huge sections of the globe for mexicans and muslims to be losers in. they dont need america too."- Alex Linder
"If white racism is so terrible and threatening, then surely blacks need a state of their own, safe from these evil whiteskinned monsters."- Alex Linder
"A shooting is not "senseless" because you don't agree with the reasoning behind it. Planted axiom: everybody really thinks the same way. No."- Alex Linder
"Europe = white race. Catholicism, as you admit, places no value on race. Catholicism is in business of saving itself https://t.co/ScAuelEXCK"- Alex Linder
"the best thing that can ever be done is to spay and neuter pet...owners https://t.co/Nww6mQPu0V"- Alex Linder
"Decentralization of media is GOOD FOR WHITES. Decentralization of money is GOOD FOR WHITES. Both are BAD FOR JEWS. #loxism #TeamWhite"- Alex Linder
""Are jews the white race's enemies?" "Uh...i'm gonna need more time, chuck" --#altright"- Alex Linder
"Indians worship cows. But Americans worship niggers. The judicious can decide which is ridiculouser."- Alex Linder
"The Nazis ACTUALLY ACHIEVED what conservatives CLAIM they want: cleaning the SHIT, the SEX SHIT, out of society. Cons? NEVER. NOT ONCE."- Alex Linder
"Remember the rhyme: British in public / Yiddish in private https://t.co/HxLFqUuUbW"- Alex Linder
"fellow white people (no buscemi), you can't let jews control your money and media/education system - they will attack your children w them"- Alex Linder
"your people weren't around when America was founded. you're not an American. you're a jew. you don't belong here. go https://t.co/WWEP748KjG"- Alex Linder
"blacks have the civil right to be criminals. the very idea of black crime is racist"- Alex Linder
"the English are blood and soil-rooted race? nah, tits is wrong: it's dualing globalism (if we had a networks) https://t.co/FaQJIDS5qZ"- Alex Linder
"mudsharking = bad news: Vigilante dad jailed for hunting down heroin dealers speaks out https://t.co/DrQveqQ2yB via @MailOnline"- Alex Linder
"that's a semitically correct, sanitized version, hence inaccurate https://t.co/zDpHIYgksi"- Alex Linder
"You know I ride the South hard, and it deserves worse, but what kind of fuckhead whites would vote for a pruned out kike like Bernie Sanders"- Alex Linder
"how many Congressional Republicans aren't sex deviants? https://t.co/Osa7RAwYCP"- Alex Linder
"Daily reminder: Christianity is #antiWhite."- Alex Linder
"Hillary Clinton is sick evil liar and warmonger, but govt benefits addiction ensures half the population would vote for devil himself."- Alex Linder
"Undersimplification is the main intellectual problem on the right, and this makes it THE political problem. We are WHITE. Our enemy is JEW."- Alex Linder
"God and His wishes Is philosophy for losers and bitches. #DeusVult"- Alex Linder
"Remember Ellul: propaganda is when you have complete coordination among ALL official vectors - school, govt, media, big business..."- Alex Linder
"Out around town, heard Duke on the radio, here in NEMO (ne missouri)."- Alex Linder
"Decentralization is WHITE MAN POLITICS. GLOBALISM IS OF THE YID. Good job, Britain! #Brexit"- Alex Linder
"Christians believe God created niggers. They believe niggers have imperishable souls of inestimable value. https://t.co/ac750jJViH"- Alex Linder
"Lawsuit Filed over Illegal US Aid to Israel https://t.co/S91M9hFk28 via @NewObOnline"- Alex Linder
"If jews/blacks actually believed racism were as bad a problem as they say, it is logically unavoidable they would push for racial divorce"- Alex Linder
"Big Govt makes you safe by surrounding you with styrofoam packing peanuts. That are actually TB-bearing Somalis. https://t.co/WJXdKIRYNx"- Alex Linder
"notice the way at many top sporting events they play national athems...speeded up to near-Chipmunks level. this is to mock nationalism"- Alex Linder
"If your goal is to explain something, you can't leave out a large chunk and consider the job done. Communism/jew. Car/engine. SA/jew."- Alex Linder
"Fags, Islam and the jews controlling America who encourage both of them all need to be trashed. #TeamWhite"- Alex Linder
"80,000 damage is inflicted on...invader accommodation when unknown persons gain entrance and flood the building by turning on the taps"- Alex Linder
"no one is allowed to draw conclusions about jews except the ones they prefab for us. which all (read: all) turn out to be lies on inspection"- Alex Linder
"We should choose to be great, and we can only be great as Whites in a white context. Anyone can be a nigger. #TeamWhite"- Alex Linder
"who's lil Barton Fink next to Dick the Obscured? https://t.co/MwO0T8knkN"- Alex Linder
"never yet heard of one of these mouse pizzles taking it up with the pedophile they call preacher https://t.co/f0KgWySerk"- Alex Linder
"Whites are the race that doesn't really believe there are hands inside puppets."- Alex Linder
"Hitler did not want his party to turn into a debating society. He was not an alt-frightist but a man."- Alex Linder
"black "culture." blacks dont have culture, they have habits"- Alex Linder
"Between me and Patton Dead Wife Oswalt, she figures I'M the troll? Have you seen the little fellow? https://t.co/AADs62T1EN"- Alex Linder
"altright = paleocon = catholic = jew-servile twink https://t.co/RlCR4ZwDw5"- Alex Linder
"blacks dont like whites who hate whites. they think they're weak faggots. and they're right."- Alex Linder
"If you're not anti-jew, then you're not pro-white. No matter what you think. #TeamWhite"- Alex Linder
"ISIS are willing to lose their lives. Alt-rightists, aka ordinary conservatives, aren't even willing to lose their reputations."- Alex Linder
"look at the open, raw hatred directed at the white girl who sued UT. notice the (((MSM))) use the nigs' "becky" slur. OPEN HATRED NORMAL NOW"- Alex Linder
"The (((media))) uniformly attack Trump. If they were interested in maximizing profits, they would sound just like him."- Alex Linder
"Read Russell Kirk for an attempt to explain conservative-the-ism, but Hitler & Rockwell are best on conservative as a type & mentality."- Alex Linder
"The Ticking Nigerian Time Bomb https://t.co/Lk2JxNIpRu via @sharethis"- Alex Linder
"a catholic can give me one example of a majority non-white catholic country that is more than a third-world shithole? yes?"- Alex Linder
"Jews have turned "stunning" into a propaganda term."- Alex Linder
"i believe they are what they purport to be, notes from jew-to-selected-jews lecture on long-term world plan https://t.co/paUIcSoJRx"- Alex Linder
"The jew-wise white men of the 1900-1930 period, in America, had the false idea they were still more powerful than jews, but they were wrong."- Alex Linder
"it's possible the rag was more bothered by faggy PDA than faggotry itself. you know how fags act."- Alex Linder
"Everyone has the same view of blacks (they're niggers). Yet they draw full spectrum of political inferences from that shared view."- Alex Linder
"There are fifteen races of bass, distinguished mainly by gill freckles, but only one species of man. #howslowdoigottasayitman"- Alex Linder
"You talk down reason for hundreds of years, then you're surprised when your base of religious cretins can't connect disorder and jews. #NRx"- Alex Linder
"a large portion of jews' ability to carry off their plans lies in their ability to prevent themselves from being perceived"- Alex Linder
"PC is actually Semitical Correctness, as Sobran pointed out. It's jews who imposed speech codes across the West."- Alex Linder
"Jews wrote the 1965 act that let these mexicans into our country. They also write the articles defending their violence against whites."- Alex Linder
"As a comparatively more individuated race, whites suffer more from centralized government than, say, Han Chinese do."- Alex Linder
"I dont like doing this because I'm white and even a little WASPy. I trust my material. But. We WN have been 100% RIGHT FOR 20 YEARS. DIG IT"- Alex Linder
"Remember, people. As my grandfather used to tell me, fifteen minutes from now, you might already have been dead for ten minutes."- Alex Linder
"What if whites had a team working for their interests? That's what the German nationalists were. Really. But you keep voting Rep., lil guy."- Alex Linder
"Our cause must be a jealous cause, and hate all pretenders - these are the jews currently bossing us as a race-team, and xtian loserism."- Alex Linder
"our job is to keep repeating: it aint true. that's all we owe the believers. constantly force them to face their cu https://t.co/SHLpHmKwHT"- Alex Linder
"These )))Republican operatives((( would serve Boss Muslim just as readily as they serve Boss Jew. They are first and last #careergirls."- Alex Linder
""Christian values and standards" - boy howdy I'd love to meet these christians w values and standards. Jebus P Christ on a pogo stick."- Alex Linder
"Watch the way jews strike at whites. You explain rationally your problem, they go after your soul. Try to strike fear & guilt into you."- Alex Linder
"I love that the jew media got very appreciably more antiwhite & downright openly white-genocidal in 2015. It is "good for whites.""- Alex Linder
"If space aliens invaded Britain she's say the same thing. https://t.co/5xJPUFxd8I"- Alex Linder
"Christianity is the belief that the ideas that flit in and out of men's heads are more valuable than their genetic stock."- Alex Linder
"Blacks always wanted to rape human women, but couldn't until jews gave them legal access and media defense. #loxism #deathtothejews"- Alex Linder
"if you want to see what America will be like with whites as small minority, follow a bunch of South African accts and stay up late"- Alex Linder
"muh boss is a jewish carpenter. yeah, i figured carpenter gofer was about your level"- Alex Linder
"even if you have a billion dollars, you get treated like absolute shit for making most basic common-sense suggestions. That's ZOG"- Alex Linder
"the problem is horse poop all over the road. but let's not mention amish. let's talk about the dingus-boderanian plan from 1876"- Alex Linder
"White men don't need big government, big government needs white men - some, and powerless - to pay for the niggers & sundry defectives."- Alex Linder
"if it's wrong to put niggers on par with whites, how can be right to put starfish? https://t.co/urmnyPSyGx"- Alex Linder
"If you think the US would be better with another 16,000,000 niggers running around...you're insane enough to be a christian. Or fake enough."- Alex Linder
"if you value race, then together we must form a #TeamWhite. christianity doesn't value race. jews do. that's why they're winning"- Alex Linder
"It's what the Reps. and Dems. agree on that matters, but you are led to worry about the trivial matters they disagree on."- Alex Linder
"main mass media technique is just playing with agency. things happen passively, or it's simply reversed (blacks/guns)"- Alex Linder
"If you were trying to destroy whites as a race, you would do what the 'western' govts are doing. So the ? becomes: who runs these govts?"- Alex Linder
"Xtianity plays the good cop. Whispering in white ear "wouldnt you like to believe this equality, diversity etc.?" Guess who plays bad cop?"- Alex Linder
"when a (((tribe))) acts like mad dogs for thousands of years maybe it's time to consider it's not an act"- Alex Linder
"Chesterton's idea of wit was taking a platitude and reversing it, regardless of sound or sense."- Alex Linder
"Name your side WHITES. Name enemy JEWS. Polarize public along these lines. Defeat Team Jew and live in glorious victory till the end of time"- Alex Linder
"as a traditionSalist (the S is for many and some), i believe in calling signalers posers."- Alex Linder
"you pick and choose which traditions you carry on. we all do. but traditionalists JUST LIKE PROGS = coopt the whole thing for THEIR choices"- Alex Linder
"all the jungtwinks love the muh virtue-signallin'...what do you think your cross is, twinkypie?"- Alex Linder
"The idea that men are easy to understand and women complex is not just factually wrong it's propaganda. Women are shallow."- Alex Linder
"it is not enough to expel the jews. christians obviously cant figure out what jews are (hence how to oppose them); racialists can"- Alex Linder
"The #cuckservative is the man or woman who deliberately severs the connection between jews and communism, jews and Political Correctness."- Alex Linder
""When you talk about God, Cindy, you're telling people, 'I'm a loser.' Now, is that really the tale you want to tell?" --Dad Brady"- Alex Linder
"Violence doesn't work? It's the only thing that works. https://t.co/xRHWcPqfZL"- Alex Linder
"jews ever worry about white sensitivies? offending whites? no. they worry about coming up with fresh insults."- Alex Linder
"All we need are some countries where christians are the majority. Then our problems will disappear."- Alex Linder
"in what crazy world do psychiatrists "help" people? you need to get out more https://t.co/eWtvhmLpVc"- Alex Linder
"Racialists who make excuses for cucks (@jartaylor) who refuse to name the jew are different from leftists making excuses for niggers - how?"- Alex Linder
"True, they have to be kept down by force. But w free association, their problems were largely kept in their own area https://t.co/RAw0TFs5gM"- Alex Linder
"Catholics like jews without courage. They make the same dishonest arguments, same logical fallacies, but halfheartedly."- Alex Linder
"Jews aren't Americans. Jews are _in_ America. For now."- Alex Linder
"When I look around, I see whites blaming jews for what they do. And jews blaming whites for what they don't."- Alex Linder
"says the Rev in a cult who's main girl says to abandon your family and follow Her https://t.co/Rs94BIPcr8"- Alex Linder
"damn good stuff. what too many of these nazi faggots dont get is BIG GOVERNMENT LITTLE MEN https://t.co/xz1BFwudSR"- Alex Linder
"i dont care what race fictional jebus is, he represents sickness and i reject him and his legions of mental oafs https://t.co/2udSoAGSBy"- Alex Linder
"eh, i prefer your mom's pussy. not you. the other one https://t.co/4F7oSpGa53"- Alex Linder
"they would be straightening if they were pretending to be white https://t.co/rlAfPzXYUp"- Alex Linder
"catholicism is antiwhite because it believes, quite literally, that God is a nigger https://t.co/wE0NS4iq3Q"- Alex Linder
"if they poop on your adult tricycle, that means they're anti-semitic https://t.co/gxQGTOnAuy"- Alex Linder
"#Racism is an inherently anti-white concept & was designed that way by communist jews who murdered tens of millions of whites last century."- Alex Linder
""the nazis were leftists" - have you ever seen anything leftist that wasn't full of jews, indeed led by them?"- Alex Linder
"Why do sex freaks like trannies always look like they're pretending to have fun? What I see is a deeply miserable pseudo-hilarity."- Alex Linder
"In a sense whites are the liberal race, it is genetic."- Alex Linder
"That time you didn't freak out and turn into more of a screeching maniac? that was when he WILLIS CARRIERed you. #MeetTheRealJebus"- Alex Linder
"Whites organizing AS WHITES is what jews fear most of all, thus work hardest to prevent."- Alex Linder
"jews define core American values, according to #ADL. how many jews among the Founders? Less than 1."- Alex Linder
"how is spiritual equality any less absurd than political equality?"- Alex Linder
"Jews facilitate blacks. They twist the laws and take from white earners the money needed to support black rapine and destruction. #loxism"- Alex Linder
"hyde park, melbourne, chicago - everywhere -- Africans Running Riot in Melbourne https://t.co/egP2i5CEWZ via @NewObOnline"- Alex Linder
"Yiannopoulos has overtly said he IS a jew and is NOT altright. So he's not to worry about. It's the Jared Taylors w https://t.co/RgtRklv4Ts"- Alex Linder
"Communism: people line up for sandpaper mislabeled toilet paper. Capitalism: people discard barely worn $140 Timberland boots in dumpster."- Alex Linder
"Everywhere the jews are succumbed to, it's christians doing the succumbing. Everywhere jews are resisted, it's atheists and racialists."- Alex Linder
"Sobran had bad taste, liking Jimmy Stewart, the epitome of christian faggotry with his hat-in-hand shucksism."- Alex Linder
"What is this obsession jews have with destroying white countries?"- Alex Linder
"infecting the blood supply, molesting children, demanding special legal privileges, forcing others to serve them.. https://t.co/IDMMTbCjPf"- Alex Linder
"Jews are engaged in a comprehensive cultural attack designed to destroy the white race forever. That's the starting pt of serious analysis."- Alex Linder
"white desert? white achievement? white beauty? no...just white privilege. we dont exist...and we're evil...and we're privileged."- Alex Linder
"funniest idea ever: the "best" people go into the military. you got to be southern to believe something that fucking stupid"- Alex Linder